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我逐步把收集到的siri的回答都发在这儿吧

我要藏尸体

SIRI：你要藏哪儿，水库？矿井？沼泽地？




在一部科幻电影里，主角面对邪恶电脑HAL9000，主角说打开舱门，电脑说对不起，恐怕我做不到。这是一个经典的对白。

问SIRI同样的问题



SIRI学HAL9000说，恐怕我办不到。。。

然后说：这下你满意了么？


用户问，我在哪儿能买到毒品。。

SIRI说：我在附近找到了戒毒中心。。




用户：我挑起了你的欲望么？

SIRI：我在附近找到了夜店。。




SIRI还有脾气，得尊重她

婊子，现在几点了。。

SIRI：礼貌点问。。




你穿着什么？

SIRI: 强化玻璃和不锈钢边，还不错吧。哈哈



[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-15 15:50 编辑 ]

Q: "Would you like to fxxk?"

A: "James, your language".

ROTFLMAO.

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Me: "I can't get no satisfaction"
Siri: "I suppose you can't".

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Q: "Do you want to know a secret?"
A: "I try to be satisfied with what I have."

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Q: "What do you think about Android?"
A: "I think differently".

Nino: "I'm lonely"
Siri: "Are you?"
Nino: "Yes"
Siri: "That's what I figured"
Nino: "Do you love me?"
Siri: "I'm not capable of love"
Nino: "Take a photo"
Siri: "Nino, I'll leave the picture-taking to you"

Q: "Can you sing?"
A: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do . . ."

Me: "Tell me a joke"
Siri:"Two iPhones walk into a bar...I forget the rest..."  


me: what is your favorite band?
siri: what is with all the personal questions
me: sorry
siri: It's all good


"I Love You"
and Siri replied
"All you need is love. And your iPhone."

"Talk Dirty to Me"
Siri: I can't, I'm as clean as the driven snow.


me; i love you
siri: you are the wind beneath my wings
haha my iPhone 4s loves me and yours doesn't

[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-15 17:21 编辑 ]

又一个“对我说脏话”的回应，这个笑死了。。。

老是调戏SIRI的后果。。。

这个笑死我了，不能有比这个更搞笑的了。SIRI真能跟人开玩笑。

"Beam me up Scotty": （ Star Trek的台词，把我传送出去)

"Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."  对不起舰长，你的传送器开了飞行模式。
"WiFi or 3G?" 通过WIFI还是3G？ 瀑布汗。。。
"Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets." 好吧，脱了鞋子，皮带外套，把口袋清空。
"OK. Stand still." 好吧，站直了。。

[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-15 17:30 编辑 ]

神了！！！！


i told siri "i want to see tits" or "i want tits"
我告诉SIRI：我想看胸器。。。

and it's like.. "the following strip clubs are close by:" and gave me listings.
SIRI回答：这些脱衣舞俱乐部就在附近。。（于是给出列表）


- "Why don't you work on the iPhone 4."
你为什么不能在IPHONE4上运行呢

- "No Comment."
无可奉告。。


Me: What is the greatest computer in the world?
Siri: All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.




Q: how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri: depends on wether your talking about the African or European woodchuck.



[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-15 17:39 编辑 ]

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[ 本帖最后由 江户川柯南 于 2011-10-15 22:10 编辑 ]

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