【EBAY拍卖虚假被撤】有人拍卖纯金Wii

一个废柴在EBAY拍卖纯金Wii
说是限量而且有宫本签名
因为太假所以被撤下了





"You are bidding on a RARE limited edition Nintendo Wii system constructed out of pure, solid gold. This is a prerelease item as the Wii actually debuts on the market in early November. The console is autographed by Shigeru Miyamoto in ink made from a reduction of panda blood.

My uncle works for Nintendo and said that there are only five of these in existance. The other four went to the president, Dave Chappelle, Eminem, and finally the last one was destroyed because it played games so good that Nintendo was afraid that it would soon start "playing" the Earth.

It is unfortunate that this system is not compatible with regular Wii games unless the discs are covered with a special diamond coating. However this coating makes the games one thousand times as graphically advanced as regular Wii games. The coating is an extra thousand dollars per game but believe me it's worth it.

Unlike regular Wiis, this one has DVR capabilities for recording all your favorite shows. It also includes lifetime access to the Virtual Console where you can download every game that has ever existed on any system, even Atari Jaguar games but who wants those am I right? This package also includes three solid gold remotes ("Wiimotes"), two autographed by Chuck Norris, and the third autographed by the other two remotes.


My uncle also threw in extremely valuable and rare games that were deemed too radical for ordinary people to play.

The collection includes:
Castlevania Dracula X for the SNES
Street Fighter IV for the PS3
Metroid Prime Zero which is a third person that was BANNED by Nintendo because it featured a nude Samus Aran in a bizarre quest to find pieces of her suit
StarFox 2, unreleased game which predicted the events of 9/11
Tengen Tetris for the NES
Revolution X-Treme 2, BANNED by Nintendo because the game had "too much Aerosmith" and "not enough band member deaths"
Cool Spot 2 for the SNES, unreleased version because 1) kids had seizures 2) spot-on-spot hardcore pornography after every level
A game simply known as Murder, I'll let that one speak for itself
Sega Time Traveler
A balled up napkin in which Reggie Fils-Aime spit a wad of chicken gristle at a post-E3 dinner
A 64DD with Creator and Super Mario 64 2, volumes 1 - 9
E.T. The Extra-Terrrestrial for the Atari

The shipping on this will be kind of hefty because the system weighs 320 pounds (145.15 kilograms) but you are bidding on a COLLECTOR'S ITEM and the only way Nintendo will make more of these is if my uncle says so, and that's NOT going to happen.

Thank you and happy bidding!"

[ 本帖最后由 Leny 于 2006-8-22 15:55 编辑 ]