这pre-order真欢乐

Official price and release date have NOT been announced by Blizzard. In this case, the price and release date were determined by the GameStop e-commerce staff, (comprised of overpowered warlocks), using a combination of 6 and 20-sided die.

Important: If the price decreases between the time you place your order and the release date, you will receive the lower price. Woot! If the price increases you will be given the option to either pay the higher price or cancel your order. However, if the price increases by more than $1,000, many of us here at the corporate office plan to retire and purchase a small Caribbean island. You are welcome to visit us at any time. Please bring pizza, chocolate and cold beverages.

Note: We vehemently oppose “ninja looting” therefore your credit card will NOT be charged until your order is processed for shipping. Pre-order now. Power to the players.

暴雪还没有公布官方售价和发售日。因此，售价和发售日是由Gamstop的电子商务部门员工（都是些早已按捺不住的术士）制定的。他们用6面和20面的色子得出了售价。

重要事项：如果售价在预定后到发售日之间降低了，你付的就是降低的价钱。但是如果售价涨了，你可以选择付涨价后的价钱或者取消订单。然而，如果售价涨了1000美刀以上的话，我们公司许多人都会计划退休然后在加勒比海上买个小岛。随时欢迎你们参观。请带点披萨、巧克力和冷饮。

注：我们强烈反对ninja loot，所以在你的订单出货前我们是不会从你的信用卡里取钱的。现在就预定吧。决定权属于玩家。

overpower是动词……