[新闻] 詹姆斯无心打球，沉迷马里奥赛车无法自拔

Channing Frye: LeBron got a Nintendo switch and is playing Mario Kart religiously until he's gonna beat it.
钱宁-弗莱：勒布朗新买了个任天堂Switch，现在废寝忘食地迷上了马里奥赛车，不通关誓不罢休。

Source: Road Trippin podcast episode 65. 32:00 minutes in LeBron has to do something in his free time so he picked up Mario Kart.
来源：Road Trippin播客第65集，32分钟左右。当时大家谈起勒布朗想在空闲时间干些啥，于是他就玩上了马里奥赛车。

[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 3159 指標 10小時前
For some odd reason I visualize LeBron standing in a walmart staring at the Switch through the glass for 10 minutes before deciding he's willing to spend the money on it
猛龙球迷：不知道为啥，我好像看到了勒布朗站在一家沃尔玛里盯着玻璃窗里的Switch看了10分钟却还决定不了要不要买的画面。

[–]CavaliersBattlemaster123[S] 1396 指標 10小時前
Dwade doesn't call him cheap for nothing
骑士球迷：你以为韦德为啥说他抠门。

[–]Emerphish 447 指標 7小時前
Didn’t he say he wouldn’t pay the extra couple of bucks a month for premium Netflix one time?
勒布朗是不是说过，他不愿意每个月多花几美元买Netflix的高级会员？

[–]CavaliersBattlemaster123[S] 731 指標 7小時前
spotify
骑士球迷：是Spotify。

[–]LakersPuffyVatty 303 指標 7小時前
I thought it was something about not being willing to roam data with his phone when out on a boat with Wade and Gabrielle Union? But either way, his cheapness is hilarious.
我记得好像是（韦德说）詹姆斯有一次跟韦德和韦德媳妇海上出游时，不愿意开流量漫游。反正不管咋说吧，詹姆斯的抠门简直太搞笑了。

[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 367 指標 6小時前
It's both. He refuses to use his data on his phone and he complained about the boat not having Wi-Fi.
都有吧。他不想开手机流量，而且很不爽船上居然没有wifi。

[–]randolph117 181 指標 6小時前
He'd rather pay premium for nice boat with wifi then pay for unlimited.
他宁愿开个尊享会员弄一艘有wifi的船也不愿意买无限流量套餐。

[–]BoneZone23 237 指標 5小時前
$10+$3.99 shipping? Nah fuck that.
$14 with free shipping? What a deal!
“10块钱，还要3.99元邮费？”你特么坑谁呢。
“14块包邮怎么样？”卧槽太值了！！必入！

[–]HeatPM-ME_CLEAVAGE_PICS 211 指標 5小時前
It's the principle! I'm getting $14 worth of goods vs $10 and paying $4 for a service
是原则问题好吧！我花十四块买商品，这十四块就是他的商品价值。但想让我花十块买商品，再花四块买商品附带服务？滚。

[–]ClippersThevirginhairy 62 指標 5小時前
Never thought about it this way, you've made me feel better about myself. Thank you
哎我还真没有想到还可以这么解释。楼上的老哥，你点亮了我的人生蜡烛，谢谢你！

[–]Jmcmaster412 120 指標 7小時前
Pandora yo
想想Pandora的广告[译注1]。
[译注1]: 詹姆斯在采访中承认自己为了省下每月5刀的会员费，在听Pandora（一款听歌app）时不得不每隔四五首就忍受一遍广告。

[–]Cavalierscabrodian1 105 指標 6小時前
Have a friend who works for Pandora. She said that was the best piece of marketing for them and Pandora reached out and gave him free premium access
骑士球迷：我有个在Pandora工作的姐们。她说这（詹姆斯的抱怨）简直是公司有史以来最成功的一次营销。后来Pandora主动找到詹姆斯，免费为他提供了会员。

[–]NetsSauteedGoogootz 65 指標 6小時前
Hey, Pandora! I refuse to pay for premium too! Hook me up.
Pandora！我也不愿意花钱买会员！快来救济下我！

[–]madcaesar 106 指標 5小時前
Interesting! Do you average 27/7/7 too?
嗯想法不错！你也场均27+7+7吗？

[–]New Jersey NetsBenedictKhanberbatch 84 指標 7小時前
Cheap LeBron was the only good part of that movie Trainwreck.
Oh also John Cena.
抠门詹大概是电影《Trainwreck》[译注1]里唯一的亮点了。
[译注1]詹姆斯曾客串过此电影。
噢还有John Cena。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currymichiruwater 48 指標 7小時前
Lebron and Cena were both excellent in that movie.
勒布朗和John Cena演得都很棒。

[–]mendeleyev 1326 指標 10小時前
So he gave up trying lineups in NBA2k?
所以他现在不用2k来演练球队阵容了？

[–]HeatSmokingFrog 485 指標 10小時前
Reading books in the locker room is just for the cameras. We now know what he really does in his free time.
热火球迷：所以他在更衣室里读书都是演的。我们现在可算知道了他平时到底在干啥。

[–]PistonsVioletMaid 242 指標 9小時前
i know this is a joke, but he probably loves reading, just does it in phases. Most people don't have a book they're reading all the time.
我知道你是在TX，不过我要说他大概真的喜欢读书，但不是一直在读。大部分人都不会一天到晚都抱着书读吧。

[–]BlindedbythePhxSuns 321 指標 9小時前
LeBron actually does. It’s The Godfather
但是勒布朗会。他一天到晚都带着《教父》。

[–]RealShmuel 182 指標 9小時前
Every picture he's on the 1st page/back cover on 3 separate occasions he aint reading shit
每张照片他都在看那本书的第一页或者封底，连续三个不同的场合都是。他根本就没在读书好吧。

[–]Warriors Bandwagonanimebop 171 指標 8小時前
Inside cover is just a picture of pat riley
然后书的内封是帕特-莱利的照片。

[–]turntupkittens 217 指標 7小時前
He may not be. But in neighborhoods where he grew up in, intelligence is seen as lame or not cool. So to se one of the most prominent figures reading a book is a good thing for kids. Only lame ass pessimistic adults care if he actually is or isn’t. It wasn’t for you. He was reading the hunger games, a book for teenagers.
So while it was a stunt he probably inspired kids all across the country to challenge themselves and read. Grow up.
可能他确实不在读吧。但是在他长大的社区，那里的很多人把智力看成“很衰”或者“不酷”的表现。所以一个家喻户晓的公众人物在读书的形象对孩子们总是好的。只有无聊又可笑的大人会在乎他是不是真的在读书。是给你们看的吗？勒布朗当时在读青少年看的《饥饿游戏》。
所以即使这是演的，他也激励了全国的孩子们去挑战自己，去阅读。你们别这么幼稚了。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesbootlegsupreme 85 指標 7小時前
This sub really feels like barstool sports. And that’s not a compliment.
骑士球迷：这论坛有时候就跟体育小报似的。不是褒义哈。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 59 指標 10小時前
2k on switch was garbage for me
我觉得Switch上的2k就是垃圾。

[–]Trail Blazerszardmander 242 指標 10小時前
“2k was garbage”
FTFY
纠正你一下，把前面的定语去掉，“2k就是垃圾”，足够了。

[–]CelticsI_Need_Cowbell 12 指標 9小時前
I miss the early 2000s...
我好想念千禧年初那会儿...

[–]RaptorsSmurfBearPig 40 指標 9小時前
to be fair the switch version really is a bad version of the game, at least the other machines can actually run the game properly.
说实在的Switch版2k确实很烂，至少在其他机子上我还能正常跑游戏。

[–]Trail Blazerszardmander 88 指標 9小時前
Aside from the almost required microtransactions to do literally anything unless you have hours and hours per day to grind out VC. The game can run as good as possible and I'll still consider it garbage until they cut back on the p2w
在2k里干啥都要开箱，除非你每天都有大把大把的时间搞到2k货币。所以就算这游戏能正常跑我也觉得它就是垃圾，除非他们把RMB独享的东西都去掉。

[–]Magicjoshmcd13 371 指標 10小時前
He's gotta get Odyssey
詹姆斯可得入手《超级马里欧奥德赛》啊。

[–]trip6kitty 46 指標 5小時前
Issa mastapiece
宇宙无敌神作！

[–]PistonsApatheee 111 指標 10小時前
Easily best game of the year.
年度最佳游戏稳了。

[–]KnicksLivin_Thing 129 指標 9小時前
SUPA MARIO BRUDDAS 2
我选超级马里奥兄弟2！！

[–]CavaliersBattlemaster123[S] 245 指標 10小時前
Breath of the wild for me
别，我觉得还是荒野之息。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 664 指標 10小時前
Good luck. 200cc is a bitch
祝你好运，200cc太狗了[译注2]。
[译注2]: 200cc是马里奥赛车系列里最快的引擎。

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumFeversMirrors 266 指標 10小時前*
Can't even power slide on 200cc. Walls for days.
EDIT: I want it to be known that in the mod games we've done, 200cc was vetoed. 150cc only.
用200cc漂移都不行。过弯如过年。
修正：我想说在我们的游戏mod里200cc被去掉了，只有150cc了。

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonModernPoultry 149 指標 10小時前
People's refusal to use the brake is the problem with 200cc
不会踩刹车别怪200cc。

[–]Clipperssimplycass 59 指標 9小時前
Having only played up to MK7: who uses the brake? It's faster to bump the wall a bit and keep going. If 200cc requires gamers to totally change the way they've played MK, I can see why it's hard.
我只玩到了马里奥赛车7，但是没人用刹车吧。撞一下墙再接着跑快多了。如果200cc还要人们改变玩马里奥的方式，那我算知道为什么都说它难了。

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonModernPoultry 155 指標 9小時前
Many of the tracks in MK8 were clearly designed for only up to 150cc compatibility. When they added in 200cc the original tracks in the game before 200cc were comically ill equipped for driving at that speed. Its actually impossible to play most of the tracks without the brake. Even the pro players/speed runners use the brake. I like it because it adds another driving dynamic but the brake is something people obviously need to use but for some reason refuse to use
马赛8里的很多地方明显是以150cc的指标设计的。所以当他们把200cc加到游戏里的时候，开200cc过原来那些地方就很搞笑了。但事实上大部分赛道都是需要刹车的。连职业选手都会用到刹车。我喜欢200cc是因为它开起来更有意思，但是刹车很明显是必须的，只是不知道为啥大家都不喜欢刹车。

[–]LakersGiveLonzoAChance 898 指標 10小時前
That is why he's been trash lately. Just look at what happened to Hibbert when he got a PS4.
这就是为啥勒布朗最近变菜了。你可以看看希伯特买PS4后的表现得咋样。

[–][MIL] Thon Makerthighfat 589 指標 10小時前
He got a PS4, and his girl got a PG24
希伯特搞了个PS4，而他女朋友搞了个PG24[译注3]。
[译注3]: 希伯特的女朋友曾被曝出与保罗-乔治的绯闻。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson21Radish 306 指標 10小時前
People thought LeDecline would happen because of age when in reality it’s gonna happen because of Lebron’s obsession becoming the King in the Mushroom Kingdom
大家都想不到，年龄限制不了詹姆斯，而他沉迷于统治的马里奥蘑菇王国反而限制了他。

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelbul1dog 75 指標 10小時前
Or Andrei Kirilenko after he joined the WoW guild with Channing and Duncan
还有跟弗莱和邓肯一起加入魔兽世界公会的安德烈-基里连科。[译注4]
[译注4]邓肯有一次做客Road Trippin播客时跟弗莱提到两人以前一起玩魔兽世界的经历。也提到有一次发现基里连科凌晨四点还在玩。

[–]JazzHackanddash 45 指標 9小時前
I knew AK47 played WoW, but never knew it was with Channing and Duncan. That's crazy. AK47 obviously was more into it, since he gave up on basketball and get a full back tattoo of a paladin.
我知道基里连科打魔兽，没想到居然是和弗莱和邓肯。太不可思议了。他很明显比那两个人更走火入魔，不仅放弃了篮球，还给自己背上纹了个圣骑。

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