在巴哈看到的 太经典了
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w
一段自稱PS3玩家的自製影片...

歌詞翻譯:avatar0 巴友

Step 1, You make your console cost the most,第一步，你先把價錢提到最高
You Beat your chest and proudly Boast,你拍胸膛誇耀
Despite no good exclusive games 儘管你沒有好的獨占遊戲
You make a bunch of ridiculous claims, 你說一堆莫名其妙的話

Then ignore our need to play online 然後你不鳥我們想線上玩的需求
Don't make it fun like Xbox Live 不做的像XboxLIVE一樣好玩
Use Blue Ray, Which I don't need 用藍光，我根本不需要
Now you're getting your ass kicked by the Wii 現在你被Wii打敗了

Sony, you went wrong, with your PS3 sony你把你的ps3搞砸了
I'll just keep playing my 360 我還是繼續玩我的xbox360好了
Hope this song has helped, you understand 希望這首歌可以幫助你們了解
Now you know, How You Killed Your Brand. 現在你知道，你是怎麼搞砸你的
產品

Phil Harrison yeah you know best Phil Harrion你最懂啦
Except you didn't Beta Test 只是你連封測都沒做
Sure I can surf the net 的確，我可以上網瀏覽
But I can't find my Gaming Friends 但是我卻找不到我的戲友

You Say Halo 3 Don't worry you 你說你不擔心Halo3
Instead you offer Killzone 2 反而又出了KILLZONE2
But Killzone 1 sucked before 可是KILLZONE1 以前就很爛了
So what made you think we wanted more? 所以你覺得為什麼我們還會想要?


螢幕上的字幕和旁白翻譯:Noxwell  巴友

螢幕上的字幕:
˙2006年12月12日,SONY宣稱Wii是"比較新奇的東西而已",
無視Wii銷售量已是PS3的2倍
˙1976~2006各主機產值表
˙"微軟射月,SONY射日" --久多良木
˙"4D畫面"
˙PS3市場衰退曲線(拍賣市場平均結標價格):10月16日最高平均價2367 / 12月
21日
最低平均價724(美元)
˙"在未來,我們將經歷一次徹底的改變,我們將要創造一個遊戲社群的網路."
˙Killzone IGN-7.5分 Gamespot-6.9分
˙"蠢,我們已經找到我們的遊戲市場,快滾吧,笨蛋." "呃...OK,老大"
˙Phil Harrison 總裁 SCE全球工作室
˙"這個時候,微軟開始明顯追隨PlayStation的腳步...但只有PS2.他們的目標是
PS2,
所以XBOX360才會變成那樣." --愛死Ken
˙搞什麼飛機????(WTF為What the ****縮寫)
˙PS3烤肉架 即將推出

旁白:
Phil:"我們Playstation在過去12,13年間都相當成功,這實在是...呃...呃...實
在
是...呃...嗯...呃...我...呃...我們要做一些不一樣的...我們要...呃...
呃...呃... 呃...呃...嗯...呃...呃...呃嗯... 我不予置評."


記者:"Phil還有一個問題,很多玩家說不想在線上玩還要受那麼多限制,
你有打算讓PS3在網路對戰時的網路功能不要這麼機八嗎?"
Phil:"我們明白那是主機特性,對於...呃...某些遊戲或某些玩家族群(會造成這
種情
形)...呃....至於詳細的計畫和...呃...性能...我不予置評."

Correct

赞的~~~

其实配的蛮顺的~~又听了一遍

[ 本帖最后由 灵り魂 于 2007-3-22 15:02 编辑 ]

喷了，老外实在太空了

引用:

˙"4D畫面"

转了一圈又回来了，在TG只要是反索的一般不发个5－6遍基本上是不算完的

选用BD是PS3最大的失误

佩服老外搞笑的水平一流

我觉得NIVANA的<最后的歉意>最适合现在索尼送给他的追随者 :D

哈哈``歌很好听野~~

外国人太有才了！！！

外国人的才真说不尽啊

你们这群没内涵的煋人


过来学习！



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg


Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)
The Klein Four Group

The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true

But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two

I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two

I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")

I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.

歌曲倒是可以

PS3 TRIP

Sony doesn't know... Sony doesn't know... Sony doesn't know...