[老游杂谈] SF2 图一枚

喷了。。。

虽然看过了，但是还是再喷一次:D

老图，然后再喷一次



Arcana Heart 3
Weiss - Sword Charging Gleiten - "Continue!"



Capcom VS SNK (Series)


Benimaru - (Shinku Katagoma) - "Shinku cut the dick off!"
(Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

Dan - (win pose) - "Corny guess... I show you dat!"

Dan - (Fireball) - "To do Ken!"

E. Honda - (During Sumo head but) - "Dog Fry."
(Submitted by Egg-man)

Geese - (During entrance taunt) - "I extend my hands, with your bra." or "I'll paint my house, with your blood."

Geese - (Evil shadow smasher)- "Jackass!"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Guile - "Sonic Boom" - "Sonic Poo."

Guile - "Somersault" - "Some are sold."

Haohmaru - (crescent slash) - "come get u some!"
(Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

Iori - (missed throw)- "Shit!"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Kim - (splits kick?) - "How to get some!"
(Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

King - "Trap Shot" - "Drag Chute."
(Submitted by Ragin Lion)

King - "Surprise Rose" - Surprise Roast."
(Submitted by Ragin Lion)

Kyo - Kyo (taunt)- "Mooo SNK" or "Moon SNK"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Joe - (Win pose) - "Ohh Shit!"

Joe - Slash Kick - "Sexy kick!"
(Submitted by Ragin Lion)

Mai - Intro - "Shiranui Mai, Mighty Mouse!"

Mai - (Win pose) "Nippon Ichi!" - "Me Bouncy!"
(Submitted by Kurt)

Maki - (During KO) - "you suck!"

Nakoruru (CVS1) - (Shichikapu Etu Brute) - "Break a leg, Mamahaha"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Nakoruru - (Annu matsube) - "My douche bag."
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Ryu - (Super Hurricane Kick) - "Secure the fridge!"

Ryu - (Hurricane kick) - "I expect some fruit cake."

Ryu - (Air Hurricane kick) - "See ya!"

Ryu - (Intro) - "I eat little boys."
(Submitted by DE Rol)

Rugal - "Kaiser Wave!" - "Kaiser Wipe!"

Terry Bogard - "Rising Tackle" - "Lightspeed taco."
(Submitted by DE Rol)

Todo - (win pose with Kasumi) - "Todo you are the kind geezer!"

Todo - ? - "Ohh she might!"

Vice - (kick special move) - "Suck on that."

Yamazaki - (During Guillotine) - "Shark Syrup."

Yamazaki - (After Guillotine) - "There's no school today."

Yamazaki - (Intro with Terry) - "Andy is scared."

Yun - (win pose) - "Snap the condom on."

Yun - (win pose 2) - "Hi!"

Zangief - "I am red cyclone!" - "I am really psycho!"



Capcom Fighting Evolution


Demitri - "Demon Cradle" - "I love Satan!"
(Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)



Darkstalkers (Series)


Demitri - "Demon Cradle" - "Lemon Flavored!"
(Submitted by Devin Rinear)

Morrigan - "Shadow Blade" - "Child of Praise!"
(Submitted by Moham)



Guilty Gear X2


Announcer - (roman cancel) - "Romantic!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Chipp (during KO) - "Bakemon ga!" "F*ck your mother!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Faust - (after Gamble Attack) - "Donkey pie!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Faust - (Going my way) - "Outta my way!" or "All in my way!"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Johnny - Mist Finer - "Mystify!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Ky - (Stun Edge) - "Coconut!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Ky - Stun Edge - "F*** OFF!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Ky - (Vapor Thrust) - "What's up!"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Sol - Gunflame - "GUM FRAME!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Sol - "Gunflame!" - "Girlfriend!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Testament - Throw - "I like pudding!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Testament - (EXE Beast) - "Eat a burrito!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Testament - (Master of Puppets) - "I found a tomato!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)



King of Fighters (Series 94-2003)


Benimaru - "Raikou Ken!" - "Typo pen!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Duke - (During assist) - "Somebody... Screw you!"

Geese - Raging Storm - "Raisin.... STOOOOORE!!!"
(Submitted by Moham)

Joe - (Screw Upper)  - "Screw you... I'M FAT!!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Maxima - (special punch) - "Hey buy cologne!"

Ramon - (entrance) - "Garou... Ain't gonna stop."

Robert - (projectile) - "You need King!"

Terry - (kick super) - "Holy Shit... I suck!"

Terry - "Power Wave!" - "By the way!"

Terry - "Power dunk!" - "Throw a duck!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Tizok - (Throw Super Move) - "Geek!!! WHORE!!!"



Marvel Versus Series


Akuma - Tenma Gouzanku: "Timbuktu!"
(Submitted by Moham)

Bison- (During taunt) - "Know who you are."

Cammy - "Spin Drive Smasher" - "Detroit F*ckers."

Cammy - "Eat this." - "Eat $hit."

Cyclops - "Optic Blast" - "Optic ass."

Cyclops - "Gene Splice" - "Jesus Christ" or "Jean's nice"

Captain Commando - Captain Corridor - "Captain's Turnip!"
(Submitted by Devin Rinear)

Captain Commando - Heavy Punch - "Air hole!!"
(Submitted by Devin Rinear)

Captain Commando - (After Captain Storm) - "Ass hole."

Captain Commando - (During win pose) - "Duck duck mothergoose."
(Submitted by Ryan)

Dan - (During autograph attack) - "Doonga! Daises for you!"
(Submitted by Jamie)

Gambit (win pose) - "Don't mess with the Cajun." - "Don't mess with the gay giant."
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Gambit - "Kinetic card!" - "Credit card!"
(Submitted by Ragin Lion)

Hayato - (After sword super) - "You suck!"

Iceman - "Ice beam!" - "Ice cream!"
(Submitted by Ragin Lion)

Iron Man - "Unibeam?" - "You Da Beam!"

Magneto - "I am supreme" - "I need some cream."
(Submitted by Ryan)

Morrigan- Shadow Blade: "Child of Praise!"
(Submitted by Moham)

Silver Samurai - (win pose) - "Vote for me!"

Singer in MvC2 select stage screen - "I'm gonna take you for a ride" - "I'm gonna kick your ass."

Ryu (winpose) - "Mazel tov, I got a coin!"
(Submitted Diablo@jediburger)

Venom - "We want to eat your brains..." - "We want to be your friend..."

Wolverine - "Berzerker Barrage" - "Theres a pepper in my brah."

Wolverine - "Drill Claw!" - "Grill Raw!"
(Submitted by AngelGirl)

Zangief - (During tag out) - "Ass hole."

Zangief - "Final Atomic Buster" - "Finally, I can speak, Russian!"



Marvel VS Capcom 3 (& Ultimate)
(ALL of the following submitted by Jacob D. & Hector Muniz)


Dr. Doom - "Foot Dive" - "Fruit Pie!"

Dr. Doom - "Spear Flame" - "Fear airplanes!"

Dr. Doom - "Photon Shot" - "Crouton Shot"

Dr. Doom - "Molecular Shield" - "Molecular Eel"

Dr. Doom - "Plasma Beam" - "Pass the Beam / Pass the Cream"

Dr. Doom - "Hard Kick" - "Hard Dick"

Dr. Doom - (During air photon array super) - "You have no home!"

Dr. Doom - (During intro) - "To face Doom is to face one's egg."

Dr. Strange - "Glyphs of Hogarth" - "Gays of Hogwarts"

Dr. Strange - "Flames of the Faltine" - "Flames of the four titties"

Dr. Strange - (During Astral Magic) - By the forty hoes of Hogwarts

Dr. Strange - "Eye of Agamotto" - "I�m from Agamotto"

Dr. Strange - "Spell of Vishanti" - "Smellivision"

Dr. Strange - "Glyphs of Hogarth" - "Gays of Hogwarts"

Dr. Strange - "Glyphs of Hogarth" - "Gays of Hogwarts"

Hulk - "Break you!" - "Rape you!"

M.O.D.O.K. - "Jamming Bomb" - "Jelly Bomb"

Morrigan - "Soul Drain" - "Sweet Sixteen"

Nova - (During Centurion Rush) - "Secure your nuts!"

Sentinel - (While attacking) - "E-bay / Asshole / Swallow it"

Sentinel - (During Command throw) - "Goldberg"

Sentinel - "Sentinel Force" - "Sentinel  Whores"

Sentinel - "Rocket Punch" - "** it punch"

Sentinel - "Hard Drive" - "Hard **"

Sentinel - "Plasma Storm" - "Guard? I�m above the law!!!"

Super Skrull - "Helos Infernooo!" - "He loves you... in pornooo!"

Super Skrull - (During Skrull Torch Hyper) - "Here I come need some cream? Burn mystery creature yah hahahaha"

Thor - (During Mighty Tornado) - "Buy Odin's Beer!"

Wolverine - "Swiss Cheese" - "Squeeze Cheese"



Mortal Kombat
Raiden - (During Torpedo) - "I need my money!"

Raiden - (During Torpedo) - "Johnny's in the car!"










Mortal Kombat 2


Kung Lao - (During throw) - "Lizzie Mcguire!"

Liu Kang - (During fireball) - "Shut the door!"

Raiden - (During Torpedo) - "I got a saw!"

Raiden - (During Torpedo) - "Gotta suck my nuts!"



Mortal Kombat 3


Kung Lao - (During throw) - "Ziggy go lick it!"

Liu Kang - (During run) - "What's up wit dat?!?"

Liu Kang - (During Bicycle Kick) - "You're the only one with a dick up your butt!"

Sonya - (During Rising Bicycle kick) - "Now you're the one with a dick up your butt!"



Mortal Kombat 4


Liu Kang - (During throw) - "Why Jimmy Jawa?"

Liu Kang - (During throw) - "Wushu moo lay law!"

Liu Kang - (During Bicycle kick) - "All these people spillin out of my butt was yours."

Raiden - (During Torpedo) - "Guy that looks like his aunt!"

Raiden - (Lightning bolt) - "Mountain Yellow!"

Scorpion - (During throw) - "Hit the dirt!"

Shinnok - (During throw) - "Curse Obama!!!"

Sonya - (During projectile) - "Booker T!"

Sonya - (During throw) - "Get outta my face!"

Sonya - (During throw) - "Over the back!"

Sonya - (During Rising Bicycle Kick) - "I'll kick you in the dick if you don't tell me where the party is!"

Tanya - (During throw) - "Steal my car!"



Power Stone Series   
(ALL of the following submitted by Power Stunna)


Wang-Tang - (Dragon Dance in Power Stone 1) "Mieta" - "Meat ah!", "Music!"

Wang-Tang - (Big Dragon Ball- Power Stone 1&2) - "Oil the chicks! Oh no!"

Wang-Tang - (Entrance #6 in Power Stone 2) - "You told me, but I don't know"

Wang-Tang - (KO/Lose) - "Osama!"

Wang-Tang - (Damage Taken from Fire in Power Stone 1) - "Ouchie!"

Wang-Tang - (Throw in Power Stone 1) "Tongue Decay!"

Wang-Tang - (Win 2) - "Say, Got you!"

Wang-Tang - (Transform 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Make an Icy!"

Wang-Tang - (Power Drive 1 in Power Stone1) - "Toilet Wonder!"

Wang-Tang - (pick up weapon) - "** me!"
(Submitted by Ken Thomas)

Falcon - (Entrance 1 in Power Stone 1) - "Jump, Ok!"

Falcon - (Throw  Failed in Power Stone 1) - "Shut Up!"

Falcon - (Win 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Boy, no mayo only today!"

Falcon - (Transform 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Make some Mayo!"

Falcon - (Power Drive in Power Stone 1) - "Order a Can!", "I already can!"

Falcon - (Power Fusion 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Law!"

Falcon - (Co-op Attack in Power Stone 2) - "Caught you today!"

Falcon - (Obtaining an Item in Power Stone 1) - "Coin's Deaf!" 'Coin''s Death."

Falcon - (Win 1 in Power Stone 2) - "Yoyo Dances"

Galuda - (Lose/KO) - "None at all!"

Galuda - (Safe Fall in Power Stone 1) - "TORO!"

Galuda - (Win 2 in Power Stone 1) - "My mom's #1"

Galuda - (Power Fusion 2) - "Solitude", "Suck a Cube!"

Kraken - (Power Drive 1 in Power Stone 1) - "A candle light!", "I can handle that!"

Kraken - (Power Fusion 1) - "QUIET!"

Kraken - (Power Fusion 2) - "Me want some!", "Me not suck!"

Valgas - (Throwing a Box) - "Share my nut!"

Valgas - (Escape a Throw) - "Coconut!"

Valgas - (Power Fusion 1) - "Me sit there!"

Jack - (Throw in Power Stone 1) - "KILL YOU!"

Jack - (Throwing a Box in Power Stone 1) - "Shoot!"

Jack - (Escape from throw in Power Stone 1) - "Flu!"

Jack - (Win 1 in Power Stone 1) - "Motor's are high above you, hehehe!"

Pete - (Reviving: Power Stone 2) - Sure ain't enough!"

Pete - (Co-op for Attack) - "Thank you mister!"

Pete - (Death Lift/Throw in Power Stone 2) - "Come with me!"



Project Justice
(ALL of the following submitted by Ken Thomas)


Hyo - (winpose 1- Kudaran Yokyouda) - "Could I have killed him." or "Good I have killed him."

Kurow - (team up technique starter) - "Wadda Scooby Doo" or "What up scooby doo."

Kurow - (party up technique starter) - "Wadda Scooby Dooby Doo" or "What up Scooby Dooby Doo

Momo - (batabata racket) - "Look at you!"

Nagare - (Jinkou Jikyuu ) - "Batter boy! "



Samurai Shodown 2


Announcer - "Tachibana Ukyo" - "What's the matter Ukyo?"

Kyoshiro - (win pose) - "That's ten bucks for me!"

Genjuro - (projectile) - "Jit!"



Samurai Shodown 4


Amakusa - (During Teleport) - "Go Kyoshiro!"

Hanzo - (During 2nd KO) - "Cuck!"

Haohmaru - (During 2nd KO) - "Ahh Shit!"

Jubei - (During 2nd KO) - "Cock Tower!"

Kazuki - (Selection screen) - "I suck."

Kyoshiro - (Selection screen) - "Beep Beep!"

Kyoshiro - (During 2nd KO) - "Kyoshiro!"

Zankuro - (During win pose 2) - "I soon wish to fight you. Cool. What kind of Gin do you like?"



Samurai Shodown 5 Special


Gaoh- Super Move in 5 Special & Ankiou transformation in 5 - "Sh*t!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Gaoh - K. O. - "Tangy, yo!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)

Enja - Winpose - "GOD DAMN IT!"
(Submitted by Original Zero)



Street Fighter 2 (Series)


Cammy - "Thrust Kick" - "French Kiss"
(Submitted by Rinoa)

Dhalsim - "Yoga Fire" - "You're on fire"
(Submitted by Rinoa)

Dhalsim - "Yoga Fire" - "Yoda's fired"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Dhalsim - "Yoga Flame" - "Throw that flame."

Honda - "Doshkoi!" - "Douche pipe!"
(Submitted by Diablo@jediburger)

Ryu & Ken - "Shoryuken" - "Ohh you kids."
(Submitted by Ryan)

Ryu & Ken - (During Hurricane kick) - "I'd like some fruitcake/poundcake."
(Submitted by Ryan)


Ryu - "Hadoken" - "Bullshit" (Submitted by Rinoa)



Street Fighter III: New Generation & 2nd Impact


Alex - "You can't escape." - "You can't skate."

Ryu & Ken - "Hadoken" - "I know Ken."



Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike


Dudley - (during KO) - "Ho!"

Remy - (win pose) - "More weed here."

Ryu & Ken - (Hurricane kick) - "I'd like some fruitcake."

Yun - (win pose) - "Snap the condom on"



Street Fighter Alpha (series)


Guile - "Do your best" - "Dude, your breasts."

R. Mika - (entrance) - "Hey mom!"

R. Mika - (headlock slam) - "In the butt!"

Ryu & Ken- "Shoryuken" - "All you can."

Ryu & Ken - "Tatsumaki sepuukyaku" - "A bunch of butt crap!"
(Submitted by Justin)

Sagat - "Tiger!" - "Typo!"

Zangief - "Khorosho!" - "I da show!"



Street Fighter EX (Series)


Allen - "Rising Dragon." - "Where's the dragon?"
(Submitted by Shin-X)

Bison- (During intro) - "It's morning and you know it"

Kairi - "Meryu Reko." - "Are you that hoe?"
(Submitted by Shin-X)

Ryu - (Hurricane Kick) - "Shinkuu Kabob!"
(Submitted by Justin)



Super Street Fighter 4  (English Voices)


Adon - (During Ultra Move) - "Jaguar Sleepover!"

Rose - "Soul Spark" - "Soul **!"



Super Street Fighter 4  (Japanese Voices)


C. Viper - (During Throw) - "** me!"





Tekken 5


Kazuya - (left kick) - "COW!"
(Submitted by Devin Rinear)



Tekken Tag Tournament

以前看过。不过还是很好笑

那丫的不是坂崎良吧

笑点在哪里？见面就打？ 这俩难道不是好基友吗？

你没有玩过街霸2？

这是完全的双关语啊

老美嘲笑日语发音吧