Me:Hello, I have purchased iRobot Braava 380t Floor Mopping Robot at $249 early this morning , The price is $239 now, can I request the matching price?
Amazon:Hey there, my name is Marco. I'll be more than happy to help you. could you be so kind and provde me your email?
Me:sure, xxxxx@hotmail.com
Amazon:awesome thank you so much and now i have one question for you
have you ever seen a mnovie called the Matrix?
Me:yup, but why you ask?
Amazon:because i have a decision for you
Me:blue pill or red pill?
Amazon: if you hoose the red pill i will fget you a refund, or you can choose the blue pill and get a promotional certificate
Me:I choose the red pill for refund, thank you
Amazon:awesome Neo
the money will be back within 2 to 3 busienss days
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the refund was submitted already
Me:Thank you, Morpheus!

我是不是该选择蓝药片？？？！！！

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看了下订单，发现客服给我包邮了。。。。。他们的权利可真大啊
Order Summary
Item(s) Subtotal: $249.00
Shipping & Handling: $17.91
Total before tax: $266.91
Estimated tax to be collected: $0.00
Import Fees Deposit $24.90
Grand Total: $291.81
Refund Total: $17.91

我一直怀疑亚马逊客服包给印度阿三了

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权力是挺大 我抱怨了下 直接免单了 350刀

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原帖由 干八爹 于 2014-12-19 00:42 发表
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权力是挺大 我抱怨了下 直接免单了 350刀

这个太牛逼了

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我说楼上这种信息就是让不怀好意的人玩坏美亚直邮...

早晚中国客户让中国区客服接管

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就差十刀介意个啥呢？以后玩坏了再碰不上这么逗的客服怎么办？

本帖最后由 Uranus 于 2014-12-19 08:06 通过手机版编辑

这绝逼是个神经病客服 他们聊天难道不记录的吗？被主管看到不气死

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原帖由 @hzw918  于 2014-12-19 08:26 发表
这绝逼是个神经病客服 他们聊天难道不记录的吗？被主管看到不气死

主管让他们这么做的，可能他们一边模仿着黑客帝国一边在心里骂，傻逼主管是有多幼稚，非得要让我们玩这么蛇精病的游戏！！

你还没看京东的客服各种撒娇简直让人感觉是进了会所一样呢

你们整天调戏阿三客服，不怕玩坏吗

我买一件mens的衣服，发过来看是womens，然后点订单里的链接发现详细介绍里果然是womens。。。我去跟amazon说了，你们链接上写错的，他给我退了40刀。。。本来非要我把衣服发回去，我说我在china啊，怎么发。。说给我报销邮费。。。尼玛航空邮费可能快抵得上一件衣服了吧。。

包邮是因为用了免邮码吧