10 Mill Club: Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
Harder Dick's Balls: Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting
D-Town Destruction: Get 10,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
Combo Mambo: Get 20x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
Attention Spam: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition.
Silver Trophies
Dude Abides: Use "The Dude" to score 50 Strikes in Bowling
Gold Trophies
Affliction Addiction: Get one billion points
Add-on Character Trophies
Trill: Get PAINful Tosser Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo
Grenade-A-Maid: Get Exploded 500 times with any female launchable character
